Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
