he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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