My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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