so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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