Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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