how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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