try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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