Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize
