i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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