He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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