absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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