no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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