My brain says no but my pants say off.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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