He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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