Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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