When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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