So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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