I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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