hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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