Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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