I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
