Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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