why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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