i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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