Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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