I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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