a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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