So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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