i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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