We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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