.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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