hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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