Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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