Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
