Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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