Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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