somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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