When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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