He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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