Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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