508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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