maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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