what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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