First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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