Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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