i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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