After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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