think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
