hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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