i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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