I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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