Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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